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Happy Birthday Larry David!

Larry David

In the “Palestinian Chicken” episode of Curb your Enthusiasm, Larry and Jeff enjoy the roasted chicken at the Al-Abbas restaurant despite the fact that the restaurant is decorated with pro-Palestine posters. David says that if the chicken was sent to Israel, “they’d take down all the settlements immediately.”

The comedian sent a copy of the episode to Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz who forwarded it to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with the suggestion that he invite Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas over to watch it together. Dershowitz said, “Maybe if they both get a good laugh, they can begin a negotiating process.” Alas, this did not happen.

Zankou Chicken, a famous Armenian-Lebanese roast chicken restaurant in LA, was the inspiration for the fictional Al-Abbas. The restaurant is widely known for its amazing white garlic sauce called toum which for some reason is not mentioned in the episode. The following recipe is a close approximation of Zankou’s “secret sauce.” Toum is Arabic for garlic and in addition to chicken, this sauce is good on meat, fish, roasted vegetables … everything really.

Zankou’s Garlic Sauce (Toum)
3 small russet potatoes, peeled
1 head of garlic (12-14 cloves)
1/3 c. of fresh lemon juice
1/2 tbsp. salt
1/2 c. canola oil

Boil the potatoes in salted water until soft, then mash to a smooth consistency. Allow to cool.

Place the peeled garlic cloves, salt and half of the lemon juice in a blender or food processor.

With the machine on, slowly stream the oil into the mixture until it combines into a smooth consistency.

Pour the garlic “mayonnaise” into a bowl. Add the mashed potatoes 2 tablespoons at a time, stirring with a wooden spoon until it’s the consistency of loose, mashed potatoes. Stir in the remaining lemon juice.

Cover the bowl, and chill the sauce completely. Before serving, return the sauce to room temperature and add salt to taste.

Happy (Belated) Birthday, George Orwell

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Today Brits enjoy garlic and are known for spectacular food, but that wasn’t always the case, as Orwell (ne George Blair) illustrated in this 1944 quote about the English: “As a rule they will refuse even to sample a foreign dish, they regard such things as garlic and olive oil with disgust, life is unlivable to them unless they have tea and puddings.”

Celebrate the author of Nineteen Eighty-Four and Animal Farm with this recipe for Garlic Bread Pudding. Note: The drawing of Orwell is by my friend Dan Baxter who does great illustrations on antique maps. His prints are available on etsy at DanielBaxterArt.

Garlic Bread Pudding

2 c. milk
8 garlic cloves, minced
2 large whole eggs
2 large egg yolks
1/2 t. red chili flakes
2 T. minced parsley
3/4 t. salt
1/2 t. black pepper
2 1/2 c. 1/2-inch cubes of Italian bread

In a saucepan, scald the milk with the garlic, let the mixture stand off the heat for 15 minutes.

In a bowl whisk together the whole eggs and the yolks, add the milk in a stream, whisking, and stir in the chili flakes, parsley, salt and pepper.

Divide the bread cubes among 8 well-buttered 1/3-cup muffin tins, ladle the custard mixture over them, dividing it evenly, and let the bread puddings stand for 10 minutes.

The puddings may be prepared up to this point 8 hours in advance and kept covered and chilled. Bake the puddings in a preheated 350°F. oven for 45 minutes, or until they are golden brown and puffed. Let the puddings cool for 10 minutes (they will sink as they cool).

Run a thin knife around the side of each pudding, and lift the puddings out carefully with a fork. Serve warm.

Thank You Marcella Hazan!

Garlic Scented Tomato Salad
The cooking world lost one of its greats today when Marcella Hazan passed away at the age of 89. Hazan taught millions of Americans how to prepare the simple fresh food of Italy at a time when our idea of Italian food was a can of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee’s Beef Ravioli.

Hazan had this to say about garlic in her 2004 cookbook “Marcella Says …” “The unbalanced use of garlic is the single greatest cause of failure in would-be Italian cooking. It must remain a shadowy background presence. It cannot take over the show.”

I had the extraordinary pleasure of taking cooking classes with Marcella’s son, Giuliano in Verona, Italy a few years ago. He is doing a wonderful job of carrying on his mother’s legacy. We toured food markets, learned about wine, cooked our dinner, and had an all-around great time. My condolences to the family. I made this tomato salad perfumed with garlic to honor Marcella Hazan. It’s the perfect way to enjoy the end of the season’s fantastic tomatoes and honor a great lady.

Garlic-Scented Tomato Salad
4 to 5 garlic cloves
1-2 t. salt (or more to taste)
2 T. choice quality red wine vinegar (or more to taste)
2 lbs. fresh, ripe, firm, round or plum tomatoes
1 dozen fresh basil leaves
Extra virgin olive oil

Peel the garlic cloves and mash them hard with a knife handle. Put them in a small bowl or saucer together with 1 to 2 teaspoons salt and 2 tablespoons of the red wine vinegar. Stir and let steep at least 20 minutes.

Skin the tomatoes raw, you can blanch them quickly then plunge them into ice water so they don’t cook, then slice them into thin slices and spread the slice out in a deep serving platter.

When ready to serve the salad wash the basil leaves in cold water, shake off their moisture and tear them into 2 or 3 pieces each and sprinkle them over the tomatoes.

Pour the garlic steeped vinegar through a wire strainer, distributing it over the tomatoes. Add enough extra virgin olive oil to coat the tomatoes well, toss, taste and correct if necessary for salt and vinegar.

2 Chainz Garlic Mashed Potatoes

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Joseph Okpako/Getty Images

Rapper 2 Chainz’ new cookbook “# MEAL TIME” includes a terrific recipe for garlic mashed potatoes with some interesting instructions. While the first instruction, “If wearing a four-finger ring, carefully place it on a side table before starting to cook” is sound advice; I’m sure you can make and serve the dish even if you don’t have a gold salt pot, a golden colander or a golden serving bowl. Step One for 2 Chainz Garlicky Green Beans is “Call Fergie, invite her to watch a movie on Netflix. Once she accepts, start making green beans.”

While the instructions are hilarious, the recipes were developed with 2 Chainz personal chef Chef Aleem, a magna cum laude graduate of Le Cordon Bleu College of Culinary Arts Atlanta. Enjoy this rapper’s delight.

Garlic Mashed Potatoes
2-3 lbs. yukon gold potatoes (half peeled, half unpeeled)
1/4 stick unsalted butter
1 c. heavy cream
3 T. minced garlic
3 T. sour cream
Handful of chopped parsley
Kosher salt, black pepper, garlic powder

If wearing a four-finger ring, carefully place it on a side table before starting to cook

Cut potatoes into quarters add butter with the mixture; Place potatoes in a pot of salted, cold water, and bring to a boil; Let potatoes boil vigorously until they are fork-tender

While potatoes are boiling, pour heavy cream, minced garlic, salt and pepper into small gold sauce pot, add butter with the mixture, and bring mixture to a boil

Strain potatoes through golden colander, and place in a separate golden bowl; Once this is done, play “Feds Watching” and celebrate the good times you had this year

Once done with that, add sour cream and half of the chopped parsley to the potatoes; Slowly add the heated cream mixture to the potatoes while whisking, creating a creamy, smooth consistency; Adjust flavor with salt, pepper, and/or garlic powder; Serve in gold bowl and garnish with remaining parsley

A Greek Mythology Lesson

Asklepios

I just learned about this story and thought I’d share. Asklepios was the son of the god Apollo. He was taught about healing herbs by the wise centaur, Chiron. Asklepios became so skilled in healing that he was even able to raise the dead which did not sit well with the God of the underworld who complained to Zeus. Since he was tampering with the natural order of things, Zeus killed Asklepios with a thunderbolt while he was writing down the formula for immortality. Seeing that he was writing something, Zeus sent down pouring rain. The formula dissolved into the earth and when the sun came out, a plant sprang up where the formula dissolved. That plant was, of course, garlic!

Today’s a good day for this Greek dip which is wonderful with fresh vegetables from your local farmer’s market (and pita bread from your local grocery store).

Skordalia
(Greek Potato and Garlic Dip)
2 large russet potatoes, peeled, cut into small cubes, boiled until tender, and mashed
6 garlic cloves
1/2 t. coarse sea salt
1 large egg yolk
3/4 c. olive oil, plus more if needed
1/4 c. fresh lemon juice
3 T. white wine vinegar
Freshly ground black pepper

Pound garlic and salt in a large wooden bowl and pound with a pestle until thoroughly mashed. Gradually add potatoes and pound them into the garlic. If mixture is still hot, let cool 15 minutes, then add egg yolk and beat it in with a wooden spoon. Alternating olive oil with lemon juice and vinegar, gradually add both to potato mixture. Stir in pepper and mix briskly with a fork until very smooth. Mix in more olive oil, or some water, a little at a time, if sauce is too thick to use as a dip.

Καλή όρεξη! (Bon Appetit!)

Last Call for Garlic Scapes!

Garlic Scapes

This weekend is probably your last chance to get garlic scapes at your local farmer’s market. (I’m talking to you, Rochelle.) Use them to make this tasty pesto which is like early summer on a plate (or toast or pasta or grilled fish or anything else you can think of.) You can add nuts if you want to, but I don’t think it’s necessary.

Garlic Scape Pesto
(from GarlicEscapes)

1 lb. garlic scapes, cut into pieces (so they fit in food processor easily)
1 1/4 c. grated Pecorino Romano cheese
1 c. olive oil
1 T. lemon juice
ground black pepper, to taste
1/4 t. red chile flakes (optional)

Blend all ingredients in food processor until smooth.

Happy Pi Day!

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It’s March 14th (aka 3/14 or 3.14159…) and today, we’re encouraged to celebrate pi (Π) specifically, and mathematics in general. This recipe for tomato-pesto-garlic pi (pie) is an early spring treat that only gets better when summer’s bounty thrives.

Tomato-Pesto-Garlic Pie
1 9-inch un-baked pie shell
1 T. olive oil
1/2 c. basil pesto
1 T. minced fresh garlic
8 oz. provolone cheese, thinly sliced or grated
8 ripe plum tomatoes, thinly sliced,seeded
1/2 c. freshly grated parmesan cheese

Bake the piecrust at 375 degrees for 10 minutes, or until light brown.

Meanwhile, in a small saucepan, combine oil and garlic. Cook over low heat just until heated, stirring occasionally.

Arrange half of the provolone cheese over the partially baked crust. Sprinkle with half of the pesto and top with half of the tomatoes. Then, sprinkle with half of the Parmesan cheese. Repeat layers.

Spoon garlic/olive oil mixture over pie. Bake at 375 degrees for 15-18 minutes or until cheese is melted and crust is golden brown.

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Craving Garlic Shrimp

lasooni-jhingaThe only tie-in today is that it’s rainy and miserable out and I feeling like making Indian food for dinner. This dish is from Rajasthan. Lasooni means garlic-flavored; Jhinga means shrimp, and Kadai means wok. Your Indian words of the day! The recipe below (and the picture above) are both from Porte des Indes (Gateway to India) in London.

Lasooni Jhinga
(Stir-fried Garlic Shrimp)
16 large shrimp
1/2 t. salt
1/2 t. turmeric
1/2 t. chili powder
2 T. oil
5-6 cloves of garlic, minced
1 green chili, julienned
1 red chili, julienned
7 T. Kadai sauce (recipe below)
1 scallion, julienned
Juice of 1/2 lemon
Salt, to taste

Rub the shrimp with salt, turmeric and chili powder and set aside for at least 30 minutes. When ready to prepare, heat the oil in the pan, add garlic. The second you smell the garlic, add the chilies and cook for about 30 seconds. Then add the shrimp and sear for one minute. Then add the Kadhai sauce followed by the scallion. Stir fry over high heat for one minute. Add the lemon juice and salt to taste. Serve hot.

Kadai Sauce
1/3 c. ghee (clarified butter) or corn oil
1 T. garlic, finely chopped
1 T. coriander seeds, coarsely pounded
8 red chillies, coarsely pounded in a mortar
2 red onions, finely chopped
2-inch piece fresh ginger root
3 green chiles
1 lb. fresh ripe tomatoes, finely chopped
2 t. salt
1 t. ground garam masala
1 1/2 t. dried fenugreek leaves
1 t. sugar (optional)

To make the sauce, heat the ghee in a pan, add the garlic and let it color. Stir, then add the coriander seeds and red chilies. When they release their aromas, add the onions and cook until they start turning a light golden yelow color. Stir in the ginger, green chilies and tomatoes. Reduce the heat to low and cook until all the excess moisture has evaporated and the fat starts to separate out. Add the salt, garam masala, and fenugreek leaves and stir. Taste and add some sugar if needed.

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