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The Holland Tunnel was opened on this day in 1927, bringing the term “bridge and tunnel people,” a disparaging term for outer-borough (non-Manhattan) residents to life.

In honor of the opening of the tunnel (and the great people of The Garden State), here’s a recipe for New Jersey-Style “Clean’em before you Cook’em” Olive Oil & Garlic Crabs (courtesy of Captain Williecrab of Millville, New Jersey — Exit 3). Williecrab wastes no time disparaging the residents of Maryland. Can’t we all just get along?
 
Unlike Maryland style steamed crabs, where the whole (live) crabs are seasoned, steamed, then cleaned, New Jersey style crabs are cleaned first. To quote the captain, “Only barbaric heathens do not clean a crab first, they cook a whole crab alive and cook his guts in the meat instead of wonderful spices and things like garlic.” Here’s the captain’s own recipe.

New Jersey-Style “Clean’em before you Cook’em” Olive Oil & Garlic Crabs

olive oil
coarse ground garlic powder with parsley
Parmesan cheese, grated
Romano cheese, grated
Italian bread crumbs
red pepper flakes
Season-all salt
salt & pepper
whole garlic cloves, minced

Create the crab mash, customize to your liking: Take your large pot, put about 2 inches of water in the bottom. Add about a cup of olive oil. Add about 4 heaping teaspoons of freshly minced garlic. Add about 6 good shakes of season-all salt, 6 shakes of ground red pepper, 8 shakes of crushed red pepper, and 4 or 5 shakes of salt and pepper. Mix well, then warm.

Take the cleaned crabs and dip them in the mash and set aside. Sprinkle crabs with coarse garlic with parsley, also add some ground red pepper and any other ingredients you like. (Williecrab recommends adding some Italian bread crumbs, grated Parmesan cheese, and grated Romano cheese to the water and sprinkled directly on the crabs before cooking them. The cheeses melt on the bodies and the spicy bread crumbs puff up and splatter on the crabs in the steam.)

Cover pot and bring the mash to a hard boil. With the mash boiling, lift the lid and dump in about 15 to 20 cleaned crabs (depending on the size of your pot). Put the lid on and oil-steam them for 12 minutes. Make sure there is plenty of room in the pot for the steam to circulate little drops of olive oil on the seasoned bodies of the crabs.

After 12 minutes the claws and legs should turn bright orange. Remove crabs and test a claw. If the meat slides out and is juicy, you got it! If the meat is stuck in the claw, you are cooking them a little too long. If you do not like the crabs getting mushy on the bottom, put a platform at the bottom to keep the crabs out of the mash.

If you really like garlic, put some freshly minced garlic right in the bodies before you steam. If you’ve got time, try pre-cracking the claws before steaming. If you do it right, you won’t need a wooden hammer to break open the claws. The trick is to cook the crabs so that the spices “melt” into the meat and the bodies of the crabs have an olive oil sheen on them. When the crabs come out of the pot, sprinkle with freshly grated Parmesan and Romano cheese, with just a tad of butter, which melts into the meat making an incredible treat!

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